Oops

What I was trying to make: pineapple upside down cake
What I ended up with: pineapple and mush - nice tasting mush but definitely no sign of cake anywhere

What I was trying to do: sew on hooks and eyes to hold up skirt
What I ended up with: a skirt that falls down

Where I was trying to drive to: the bank
Where I ended up driving to: church

What I was trying to do: put in ear plugs
What I had to do in the end: read the instructions - how complicated can earplugs be - well you'd be surprised