A New Mystery

My more long term readers may remember the mystery of the multiplying yellow cup which I am sad to say still remains unsolved! See

http://theponderingsofvickrum.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_theponderingsofvickrum_archive.html

if you wish to refresh your memory of this event.
Anyway on to the new mystery...The Mystery of the Disappearing Loo Roll Holder! Dramatic drum roll ...It happened the night of the bad taste party:


The party ended around 1am and those staying at 3 Cosmeston St. got ready for bed which of course involves going into the bathroom. So imagine our surprise when we discover that our loo roll holder (just to clarify not the piece that's attached to the wall but the bit that goes inside the loo roll) had disappeared. However, we didn't think much of it as we presumed it would be somewhere in the bathroom and we could find it at a time that wasn't 2am! However, upon searching for it over the next few days (we take a while to get round to this sort of thing) it became clear that our loo roll holder is no longer in the bathroom. So there are a number of possible explanations for this:

1. Dayo has stolen it - why accuse Dayo you may ask, but he has already been known to take things from our house (as Nimo the fish would testify if it wasn't a stuffed toy)
2. It has been flushed down the toilet - this would of course involve the metal becoming bendy to fit round the U-bend but it could happen
3. It disapperated
4. Someone else has stolen it - using the party as a cover a toilet roll holder thief took the opportunity to add to their collection, with the added advantage of already being in disguise this is a real possibility
5. We have been imagining the presence of our toilet roll holder for over a year
6. It morphed into the toothbrush that has now taken its place (please note this toothbrush is now redundant from its original purpose)

If you know anything about this incident please report it to the incident room (the lounge at 3 Cosmeston St.) as soon as possible.