Smellon Quotes

Ah its great to be back in Cardiff, there is so much more laughter here than at home. Much of this recently has been generated by the strange things Smellon often says for example:

"I haven't touched many people's eyebrows" - good to know but watch out she is now on a mission to reverse this trend!


"It would be annoying to know everyone in the world" - not sure what all these people have done to Smellon but they have obviously offended her in some way.

"I don't know whether I am a man or a woman" - she gets confused easily obviously

And to Beckrum: "I don't like your face" - poor Beckrum what's so wrong with her face (well except the obvious ;) )