The Destruction of Shima!

Now I bet you all thought Shima is a great person to have as a house mate - she's very studious, she enjoys cleaning, she loves cooking pasta, she is just an all round nice person, plus she provides wonderful entertainment with her Shimaisms! However, despite all this being true she is a dangerous person to have in your house. This was demonstrated yet again this morning, more of that later, but first some background to this conclusion:

Last year in good old 58 Dogfield Street Shima managed to break an A3 photo frame into millions of tiny pieces all over the lounge, block the drains with food (fortunately Beckrum's Dad was on hand to save the day) and on Smellon's birthday she blocked the toilet! Smellon being the one who had to get her hands dirty unblocking it - I managed to miss this less than joyous event as I was on the M4 travelling back from London.

So far this year in the house of lovliness (aka 3 Cosmeston Street) Shima has managed to break my cooking timer, break the washing machine by opening the door mid cycle and flood the kitchen in so doing and today she has blocked the toilet again! Unfortunately this occured first thing this morning before any of us had a chance to use it! So Beckrum and I had to make an emergency visit to Alison Joy Young's house to use the facilities. Hopefully we will be able to unblock it before open house tonight which is at our house eek! Otherwise make sure you go before coming round!

I would also advise bringing any protective clothing you own as Shima will be there........