The Chav Test
So how much of a chav are you? I don't suppose that is a question many of us ask ourselves but having come accross a chav test in the metro Liz, Becci, Helen and I decided to see who was the most chav among us. The results were a little surpirsing: in joint 2nd place were Becci, Helen and me with 40% but the clear winner and the most chav person award went to Liz who is 50% chav.
This means according to the metro:
" You affectionately call your hero Wayne Rooney Roo and you consider bingo not only a good night out but a sport. Your idea of a sound investment is having another baby."
I don't quite know what has come over me but I have agreed to go on a 2 mile walk in Dynas powys this afternoon instead of getting on with my work hmmm. But its all good training for my future marathon exploits!
posted by Vickrum @ 2:34 PM
8 Comments:
neeeeeever gonna happen......(your marathon that is)
Of course. Liz comes from Bracknell don't you know.
Amazingly uninteresting piece of information for most of you (all except probably Bec, Liz and Helen) Dr Jervis did a "Chav test" and came up as 19% Chav. Making Liz approximately 2.6 time Chavvier (so a word) than Dr Jervis. Way to go Liz!
Is Jervis that 'I hate Christians' guy?
Pretty much.
Though several of our lecturers are like that, so the description could fit a lot of them.
Except for the Becci Noake clone, who is in fact a Christian! They get more and more similar. Scary.
he's one of them.
Though several of our lecturers seem to hold that view, so you could be confusing him with one of many...
Except for the Becci Noake clone. Who is a Christian! Their similarity keeps reaching new levels.
haha! Thats annoying. I tried to explain to you (whoever you are) that many of our lecturers are anti-christian, but it wouldn't let me post the comment, so i quit, then decided i'd try again, and somehow it posted both my comments.
Weird.
So now you know. Twice.
Oh go on then, one more time:
Yeah, it might be Jervis you are thinking of, but quite a lot of our lecturers don't really like Christians.
Except for the Becci Noake clone. Who is a Christian. There are more similarities between them than we first realised...
Male.
But he looks more like BecCi than her twin brother does.
Follow the link. Though its not a very good picture. He looks more like her in real life.
http://www.cf.ac.uk/biosi/research/biodiversity/pics/eagle.jpg
(He is the one holding, not the one being held.)
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